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Bruno is a 26 year old guy in a relationship from Ivanec, Croatia.
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Member since Mar 30, 2006

* To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

* Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Bumper Stickers: 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2. Illiterate? Write For Help. 3. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then...
Bumper Stickers: 1. Constipated People...
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For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never...
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University...
It had been snowing for hours when an...
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a...
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one...
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An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used...
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for...
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An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81 years old, married, with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last...
An old man went into confession and told the...
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which...
I never married because there was no need. I...
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You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.
You can't change the past, but you can ruin...
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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
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A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the...
A friend went to the kitchen window to check...
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A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated....
A person receives a telegram informing about...
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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The...
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a...
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A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the...
A mother and her very young son were flying...
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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay...
I've never understood why women love cats....
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Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully...
Soon after our last child left home for...
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the...
Who is General Failure and why is he reading...
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, 'Nope, sorry,...
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a...
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be in nirvana. Chinese Proverb: Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead....
If ignorance is bliss, you must be in nirvana....
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Robert Strauss on conducting: Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. Louisa May Alcott: Money is the root of...
Robert Strauss on conducting: Never look at...
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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn: 1. During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. 2. His new computer...
Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet...
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Zsa Zsa Gabor: "I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house." Rich Cook: Programming today is a race between...
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet.
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing,...
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You are young only once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are young only once, but you can stay...
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