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Bruno is a 26 year old guy in a relationship from Ivanec, Croatia.
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Member since Mar 30, 2006

* To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

* Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated....
A person receives a telegram informing about...
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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The...
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a...
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A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the...
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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay...
I've never understood why women love cats....
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Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully...
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the...
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A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, 'Nope, sorry,...
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a...
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be in nirvana. Chinese Proverb: Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead....
If ignorance is bliss, you must be in nirvana....
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Robert Strauss on conducting: Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. Louisa May Alcott: Money is the root of...
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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn: 1. During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. 2. His new computer...
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Online Games and Communities
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in advertising
The Newspaper Clipping Generator - Cr...
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Zsa Zsa Gabor: "I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house." Rich Cook: Programming today is a race between...
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters? Nurse: No change yet.
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You are young only once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are young only once, but you can stay...
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My Web Office
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have...
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look...
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A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said....
A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God...
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http://www.topgamesites.net/general/
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in games
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me." The wife snickered and...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned...
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Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that shit tends...
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at...
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of...
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Condom Slogans: Don't be silly, protect your willy. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. Especially in December,...
Condom Slogans: Don't be silly, protect...
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a...
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